Aaand, In Other News...

[Raid]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70l0wzww50o

She looks like Phil Mitchell in a wig.

[Snowy]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/ ... -in-flames

I am absolutely going to hell for seeing the funny side of this.

[Wrathbone]

These are the sort of people who validate safety labels.

[Lenny Solidus]

Man who murdered ex complains he won't get to play GTA 6 after being sentenced to a minimum of sixteen years...

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/21683 ... -to-police

[eny]

fElon decides to shit all over the moon rather than Mars, in the short term, but pollute he will:


https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-anno ... n-11488413

[arqueturus]

fElon decides to shit all over the moon rather than Mars, in the short term, but pollute he will:


https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-anno ... n-11488413

"This Mars thing is taking far too long. The moon is closer, lets go there!"

[arqueturus]

He's going to call it the Alan Parsons Project....

[Lenny Solidus]

And in other Felon news...

https://www.business-standard.com/compa ... 134_1.html

[Animalmother]

And in other Felon news...

https://www.business-standard.com/compa ... 134_1.html

Its about the only good thing he's done in recent memory. The Edwin should have denied Russia Starlink access years ago.

[eny]

He is flushing his image ready for the SpaceX IPO...he's still a massive Edwin.

[Raid]

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/m ... g-3320326/

Further proof, if any were needed, that social media / AI companies are utter ghouls.

According to the patent, the model “may be used for simulating the user when the user is absent from the social networking system,” including cases where the person is on a long break or deceased. The filing notes that the impact is “much more severe and permanent” if the user has died and cannot return to the platform.

Not content with having you interacting with bots, now we want your actual friends to be bots as well! Soon you'll not be able to tell the difference! Haha, wouldn't that be fun? Incidentally, let me tell you about this Torment Nexus we're working on!

[Mantis]

That's some real Black Mirror stuff there.

[Wrathbone]

I guess I can rest easy knowing my AI alter ego will create an event and invitations for my own funeral.

"I'm dead, lol. Let me know if you can make it Friday. BYOB."

[Raid]

That's some real Black Mirror stuff there.

It's literally the plot of a Black Mirror episode.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Be_Right_Back