Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

[Stormbringer]

I feel like there should be a random generator app which produces these.

[Raid]

"....there was another man who knew how bad windmills are. Arnold. Palmer. You know Arnold Palmer? Now there was a man. He was all man you know, they say the other pros went into the shower and were like, "Wow, Arnold, oh my god that's incredible." I tell my guys at the Department of War, make it like Arnold Palmer. Make the King Bomb as big as Arnold Palmer. And they look at me, and they say "President Trump it can't be done, no bomb can be as big as that." And I tell them we need to stop the sharks coming from Venezuela on the boats, and they know I'm right, because I'm always right. And we'll make America great by stopping the windmills that these places are sending us. So many windmills. They say "Mr President, the windmills are killing our sharks", can you imagine that? The windmills are blocking the sharks from getting back to Venezuela and Mexico, so they're coming to America and fighting in our cities. And they're not sending their best windmills, they're sending their drug rapists and the mentally insane, and they don't produce any sharks, they come to America and they invade our cities and they take our sharks from us. I called the Secretary of War and told him, "Peter, we have to make the King Bomb to stop Joe Biden from stealing our windmills and sharks", and he said "President Trump we can do it, we can make America great by building the King Bomb." And the sharks in Chicago and Los Angeles and Washington DC are going to look at our Big Beautiful Bomb and say "Wow, Trump was right. Trump was right and we shouldn't have come on the boats.""

You know, maybe this is therapeutic. Writing The Weave is surprisingly relaxing, as all you need to do is switch your brain off and occasionally include a word of something that irked Donald once, and it doesn't need to be remotely coherent. I think this could be an alternative to those sensory deprivation chambers.

[Wrathbone]

They say "Mr President, the windmills are killing our sharks", can you imagine that? The windmills are blocking the sharks from getting back to Venezuela and Mexico, so they're coming to America and fighting in our cities.

This got me.

[Mantis]

Amazing.

[Raid]

So New York just elected a new mayor. He's Muslim, born in Uganda, and incredibly progressive. He's already been described as a "true extremist and Marxist" by the Republican Speaker of the House. I've not seen Trump talking about him yet (though apparently he's threatened to cut New York's federal funding if Mamdani won), but I can imagine how ugly his words are going to be - look at how he's talked about Sadiq Khan, and he's half the world away. I wonder how long it'll be before troops are deployed to "stem the tide of Shariah extremism and protect Americans from an Islamist invasion", or some other bollocks.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cg51m5emnmvt

[Alan]

Mamdami is a socialist, the first actual one the republicans have to target but maybe they called wolf too many times on that front. The guy seems to have some dumb ideas that probably won’t work and will be reigned in by the bureaucracy but he’s a very good speaker which is something the dems seem to lack.

[eny]

Virginia got a new dem governor too, Mike Sherrill, and Abigail Spanberger defended her seat in New Jersey... 2026 is going to see GOP election 'integrity' interference like never before, signs are showing that Iowa has had enough of this bilge administration, we shall see.


Lots of gains last night:

https://bsky.app/profile/taniel.bsky.so ... uhevs76k2n