Scene V: The Mayor's House
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Scrancher also successfully clambers over the side of the balcony to the ground floor. The bean bunch are successfully outside the house.
You hear the shouts of the Redrums coming from the room upstairs. It can only be a matter of seconds before they work out where you've gone.
You can't see the balloon from outside the servants' lodge; it must be stored inside the lodge.
You hear the shouts of the Redrums coming from the room upstairs. It can only be a matter of seconds before they work out where you've gone.
You can't see the balloon from outside the servants' lodge; it must be stored inside the lodge.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Where are our bikes from here?
Doc notes with alarm the GM has already deleted all his saddlebagged belongings and thinks to himself "fuck that"... ¬_¬
Doc notes with alarm the GM has already deleted all his saddlebagged belongings and thinks to himself "fuck that"... ¬_¬
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Your bikes are on the north side of the house. You're on the south side of the house. You're not gonna take the bikes on the balloon, that's for sure... 

My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
I can think of three options:
1) Run to the lodge and dig in for a firefight.
2) Hide under the balcony, wait for them to come onto it, then unleash a hail of fire from beneath them.
3) Flee!
1) Run to the lodge and dig in for a firefight.
2) Hide under the balcony, wait for them to come onto it, then unleash a hail of fire from beneath them.
3) Flee!
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
You also don't have to escape via balloon, by the way. You can keep searching the city for the gate-keys on your bicycles.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
I demand balloon tomfoolery!
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Doc suggests waiting for the Redrum boys to appear on the balcony, and then he'll nail them with his acid flask.
We may be escaping by balloon but Doc has every intention of grabbing those saddlebags from his bike and strapping them to Jinx if necessary...
We may be escaping by balloon but Doc has every intention of grabbing those saddlebags from his bike and strapping them to Jinx if necessary...
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
You might need some medical attention, whatever you decide to do; you're at 3/7 HP. You don't have time for a rest, and I think your drunkenness has worn off, but you still have some laudanum!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
I like this plan, so much that I take a swig of laudanum.
3 on the d4
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Scrancher agrees with the Doc. Get the drop on them while we have the element of surprise!
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
I'll hide under the balcony, guns ready to fire up once Doc's given them the old facemelter treatment.


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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
All right; you hear the Redrum Boys move outside onto the balcony, cursing and swearing and shouting.
Doc, test SLICK to hurl that bottle of Aqua Fortis up there!
Doc, test SLICK to hurl that bottle of Aqua Fortis up there!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
19!Stormbringer wrote: ↑Thu Jun 19, 2025 2:08 pmAll right; you hear the Redrum Boys move outside onto the balcony, cursing and swearing and shouting.
Doc, test SLICK to hurl that bottle of Aqua Fortis up there!
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
And you're drunk again!

My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Roll me a d12!Sly Boots wrote: ↑Thu Jun 19, 2025 2:15 pm19!Stormbringer wrote: ↑Thu Jun 19, 2025 2:08 pmAll right; you hear the Redrum Boys move outside onto the balcony, cursing and swearing and shouting.
Doc, test SLICK to hurl that bottle of Aqua Fortis up there!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.