Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
You're lauded up to the max. You're also drunk again!
Right. Time to get moving! Does the party agree to head north, toward the former sheriff's office?
Right. Time to get moving! Does the party agree to head north, toward the former sheriff's office?
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
I'm drunk, angry, heavily armed and wearing the former sherrif's badge, so going to the sherrif's office works for me.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
Lessons learned:
- Never leave dynamite (or silver) in the saddle-bags overnight!
- Always wear a thick coat!
- Don't forget your hat!
All right, with the Cadaver Kid back on his feet and the gang all outside the saloon, the Bean Bunch decide to venture north toward the sheriff's office.
They walk together up the street, side by side, through the fire and smoke, with distant shouts, screams and gunfire echoing through the air...
Somebody roll me 2d6!
- Never leave dynamite (or silver) in the saddle-bags overnight!
- Always wear a thick coat!
- Don't forget your hat!
All right, with the Cadaver Kid back on his feet and the gang all outside the saloon, the Bean Bunch decide to venture north toward the sheriff's office.
They walk together up the street, side by side, through the fire and smoke, with distant shouts, screams and gunfire echoing through the air...
Somebody roll me 2d6!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
Someone else do it, my recent track record has been terrible 

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
I suppose we should also see if Cumflutter and Scrancher want to go to the Sheriff's office...
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
Checking out the sheriffs office sounds like a good idea.
2 & 4 on the D6
2 & 4 on the D6
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
Three out of four agree to head to the Sheriff's office. Sorry, Scrancher, as the new kid you're just gonna have to tag along...
As you walk down the burning street, northward, toward the Sheriff's office, you see an abandoned wagon on fire, its horse long gone. It's not wholly consumed by flames; you might be able to search it for supplies!
Anyone who wants to search it, roll 2d6 (again it's the rolls, not the total, that I need).
As you walk down the burning street, northward, toward the Sheriff's office, you see an abandoned wagon on fire, its horse long gone. It's not wholly consumed by flames; you might be able to search it for supplies!
Anyone who wants to search it, roll 2d6 (again it's the rolls, not the total, that I need).
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My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
Having learned nothing from his last attempt at searching, CK will stride in.
3 and 3.
3 and 3.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
Rummaging through the wagon's contents, Cadaver Kid finds...a locked case!
Thankfully, he has a set of picks...
Assuming you want to find out what's inside, test SLICK, CK! (d20+1)
Thankfully, he has a set of picks...
Assuming you want to find out what's inside, test SLICK, CK! (d20+1)
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
Inb4 it's a case full of lit dynamite...
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
IT IS A...
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...roll a d6, CK!
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...roll a d6, CK!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
It's another revolver with a box of ammo.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.