Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Thu May 22, 2025 9:51 pm

Cadaver Kid clambers out of the hole in the well-shaft wall and attempts to catch the rope so he can climb back up to the surface.

Unfortunately, he slips, falls several yards, and crashes straight into the murky water below, in total darkness!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Animalmother » Thu May 22, 2025 10:02 pm

On hearing a cry followed by a splash, Cumflutter peers into the well.
"Are you in need of assistance, sir?"

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Sly Boots » Thu May 22, 2025 10:03 pm

Oh lol... same deal with the windows but on the north wall. So the NE window essentially.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Thu May 22, 2025 10:16 pm

Sly Boots wrote:
Thu May 22, 2025 10:03 pm
Oh lol... same deal with the windows but on the north wall. So the NE window essentially.
Excellent.

So, meanwhile, while the chaos is unfolding in the well-shaft, Doctor Artham "Crusty Scrotum" Scotum prises open a window board with his knife and looks inside.

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It looks like a bar. A bar in a state of chaos. Broken glass, smashed bottles, animal droppings, dusty tables with mouldering playing cards lain out. Above this, he smells a faint whiff of alcohol and hears some chatter going on in the room, close by, but from this angle he can't see anyone. The chatter seems to be a mixture of hysterical, drunken laughter and terrible jokes.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Wrathbone » Fri May 23, 2025 6:15 am

Animalmother wrote:
Thu May 22, 2025 10:02 pm
On hearing a cry followed by a splash, Cumflutter peers into the well.
"Are you in need of assistance, sir?"
"DARN TOOTIN' - MUCH OBLIGED!" I call back up, between mouthfuls of corpsey water.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Fri May 23, 2025 6:37 am

Cumflutter will have to lower the bucket (by turning the crank-handle on the well) to allow Cadaver Kid to reach the rope.

Meanwhile, Cadaver Kid, on his hands and knees in the water, finds some loose objects under him...
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Wrathbone » Fri May 23, 2025 6:40 am

I'll make a grab for them.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Fri May 23, 2025 6:45 am

Though it is too dark to see, you know what these are by familiar touch. You splash about, greedily trying to collect them all from under the water.

Forty five silver coins!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Wrathbone » Fri May 23, 2025 6:49 am

I squeal like an excited hog. When (if) I finally get back to the surface, I'll give Cumflutter $25 as recompense for his assistance.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Fri May 23, 2025 6:54 am

It is then that you hear an uncomfortable sound in the water behind you...

The distinctive and unmistakable growl of a crocodile.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Wrathbone » Fri May 23, 2025 7:01 am

What?! Oh god! :lol:

I fire wildly at it.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Animalmother » Fri May 23, 2025 7:25 am

I first hear joyful hooting and splashing, shortly followed by screaming and shooting. I rapidly lower the bucket into the well and see the rope go taut, then with great effort, wind the handle to raise it.
"Sir, will you cease your confounded gyrating! You are taxing both my physical fortitude and patience!"

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Wrathbone » Fri May 23, 2025 7:29 am

"There's a - <BANG> - gawd-danged, ankle-bitin' - <BANG> - CROCODILE down here! Git me outta here!"

I assume I'm partially deaf from repeated gunfire inside a well.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Fri May 23, 2025 7:33 am

All right, Cadaver Kid, seeing as it's pitch black in here I'm gonna have you make a SLICK test (d20+1) to hit the darned thing!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Wrathbone » Fri May 23, 2025 7:35 am

4 + 1 = 5 #-o

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