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by ManBearSquid » Fri Mar 28, 2025 3:08 pm
Funnily enough, I almost included a "hope it's better than Callisto" comment. I wanted to like that game, but the constant vents and squeezing through spaces grew so tiresome and felt like such a waste of my time.
My comments to Snowy through Discord at the time:
"And that's that in the fucking bin. Incredibly pretty game with bland, often irritating combat, great looking levels with utterly wank design. Constantly funnelled through vents and tight spaces that it starts to feel like it's wasting your time. Uninstalled."
I stand by it.
“I ain’t a thief — I’m McGuyver, underwater survivor!
Down in the depths, I’m a deep sea diver.”
But real talk, I was lyin’ like a scuba supplier —
Now it's time to bolt like a getaway driver!"