"I know some of you may have heard about that other guy. I am not gonna diddle your kids."
Re: Jurassic World 3
Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:25 am
by Wrathbone
I bet the plot twist is that Chris Pratt is a clone of John Hammond spliced with raptor DNA, and the original cast are brought in to tame him after he starts slaughtering people with his wisecracks (and retractable claws).
Re: Jurassic World 3
Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:27 am
by Sly Boots
I never got round to watching the last JW, and likely I'll not bother with this either.
Re: Jurassic World 3
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:55 am
by Snowy
For my money, all the Jurassic Park films have been balls. Entertaining balls, but balls. They have re-used the same set-pieces over and over with the T-Rex, and it can't just be me that thinks velociraptors are dull and not very scary? It has always been a premise that you could do so much with, that has then been boiled down to a family friendly mush that is lacking any real bite, pun intended.
And Jeff Goldblum was only good in The Fly.
Blimey, where did that come from?
Re: Jurassic World 3
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:02 pm
by Animalmother
I'm nodding in agreement mate.
If the effects in Jurassic Park hadn't been so amazing it would be only remembered as a pretty mediocre film.
Re: Jurassic World 3
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:17 pm
by The Jackal
First film I saw at the cinema, that. You're not taking that away from me, no matter how bad the later films are/become.