The Gamers Arms

Is that tweet by THE Adam Kay? Author and previous doctor?
My other half made me read his Christmas book and I enjoyed it. She's now forcing me to read his 'This is going to hurt' one that's being dramatized on TV this week.

Yeah, that's him. Did you read the whole thread though?

I did,

My sleep cycle is messed up so I'm just slowly scrolling through this list absolutely in pieces.

https://imgur.com/gallery/Dcb4n

Some of them are just too good.

I particularly enjoyed "Kids You Can Lose And It's Fine" and "Statue That Just Realised It's A Statue"

I lost it at Jesus's Favourite Shiv.

Oh lord, my sides

Laughed so loudly at this one that I scared my poor, napping mum


Child of the 80s, what can I say?

I would be delighted if my skeleton were made into a Halloween decoration after I'm done using it.

But what if they're healing crystals?

"Not for internal use."