Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
With a smack of his lips, Doc will return to the latrine to brew up something else from the various fluids within.
That's a 10 and a 20(!) on the 2d20 roll.
And a 6 on the d8.
That's a 10 and a 20(!) on the 2d20 roll.
And a 6 on the d8.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
You hear nothing, and upon entering you find a room that appears to be some kind of lounge. In it are armchairs, somewhat haggard-looking, yet you imagine they'd have been comfortable in the Horsehead's heyday. On the north wall there is a fireplace, filled with the ashes of burned books, their remains scattered all over the hearth. On the south wall there is a bookshelf, which still has seven intact books upon it, though the dust suggests nobody has read anything here for many years. There is also a desk in the north-east corner of the room, on which are pens and time-faded documents, including a blank cheque-book for the Miser family's bank account.

My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
That cheque book might be worth grabbing. Never know if the account is still got something in it.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
The Doctor, using his expert-level training, by mixing up the right quantities of blood, moonshine and bathwater, and heating them to just the right temperature with his lighter, for just the right amount of time, has concocted Ace in a Bottle. The drinking of which will give you an Ace. You also gain another Ace for rolling a nat. 20.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Roach, staggering along the corridor (on account of the wounds he sustained from Tammy's guns), listens at the door of the room. He hears all manner of crashings and bangings and laughter and bad jokes coming from behind the door. There appears to be some kind of (violent) party going on therein.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Was just thinking that. Could also be useful if we want to write someone a cheque and then skip town...Animalmother wrote: ↑Tue May 27, 2025 12:47 pmThat cheque book might be worth grabbing. Never know if the account is still got something in it.
I'll take the cheque book.
I'd also like to quickly flick through each of the seven books to make sure they don't have a secret cutout with valuables inside.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
The books, other than dust, have nothing hidden between their pages. Each one, you reckon, like most of the claptrap around here, would fetch between 1 or 2 silver at a general store.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
"Ready to crash another party, fellas?"
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Does anyone need an ace? I feel like Parcheval has been burning through his recently...
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Stacob and Cornelius both have none.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
I'll offer it to both, whoever wants it
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Do you want to have a little swig of Laudanum before you attempt to crash this party? It'll boost your HP from 0 to 1, which might not seem much, but it could be the difference between life and death!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
"Either of you fellas want this? I have a feeling it'll perk ya right up in dire circumstances!"
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
To be clear, Doc here is offering you a home-brew mixture of blood, moonshine and bathwater...the effects of which will give you an additional Ace. Could save your life!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.