Frontier Scum - Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!

[Animalmother]

I just realised my jar of coyote piss was blown up with the horse

[Sly Boots]

Does the lady deputy (or whatever she is) who's with us fire back as well?

[Stormbringer]

14 + 3 on the D20

I'll fire back with my new pistol as well. Roll 4 on the D6.

Could you roll a d4 as well? Your new pistol is d6+d4.

[Stormbringer]

Does the lady deputy (or whatever she is) who's with us fire back as well?

She does! She's Boone's "common-law wife", but not married to him.

[Stormbringer]

I just realised my jar of coyote piss was blown up with the horse

You'll have to collect some more later...

[Stormbringer]

Well, after opening fire on the Bean Bunch and missing everyone except Cadaver Kid (who is hit, but shrugs off the pain and gains a sixteenth scar), the Bean Bunch return fire and all five Incorporation goons hit the dirt, going down beneath a hail of flying lead.

Now they're lying sprawled in the street, bloody and perforated.

Looting their corpses reveals:

x5 automatic-pistols (2d4* damage). Those with standard revolvers might want to think about replacing them with these.

1x brass button

1x safety pin

1x fountain pen

1x stub from a train ticket from Covett City

1x a dirty apple


The blacksmith's shop is just ahead.

[Mantis]

The Cadaver Kid took the bullet on the side of his body where all his nerves have been burned away, so he just takes it in his stride.

I wouldn't mind having dual automatic pistols if there are enough going around.

[Animalmother]

I'd like an automatic pistol as well. Anything I can toss away to make it fit? Can Rufus carry anything for that matter?

[Wrathbone]

I'll take one to replace my standard revolver.

[Animalmother]

Could we perhaps, use the dead guys pistol belts and strap them around the pigs body, turning him into a mobile weapons chest?

[Sly Boots]

Doc is happy with his +1 Revolvers, so doesn't require any of this loot.

[Stormbringer]

I'd like an automatic pistol as well. Anything I can toss away to make it fit? Can Rufus carry anything for that matter?

You could toss aside your knife, since you already have a tomahawk as a (superior) melee weapon.

That being so:

Cumflutter takes an auto-pistol, Cadaver Kid takes one, Scrancher takes two and Miss Pitts will take the fifth and final.

[Sly Boots]

I guess our next move as we're here is to have a quick look in the smithy.

How does it appear from the outside?

[Stormbringer]

Could we perhaps, use the dead guys pistol belts and strap them around the pigs body, turning him into a mobile weapons chest?

You tie a belt of pistol ammo around the pig's belly (you can't fit it in your own pockets).


The blacksmith's shop has not yet succumbed to the flames; it looks something like this:




Could somebody roll me a d6+1?

[Sly Boots]

4 in total.