13, so 12 after Doc's -1 modifier is applied.
Scene V: The Mayor's House
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Super-duper; you read the runes on the tablet and cast the spell with no adverse effects.
Now roll a d6 to see how many hours you will be a dog for!
Now roll a d6 to see how many hours you will be a dog for!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
5Stormbringer wrote: ↑Thu Jun 19, 2025 3:44 pmSuper-duper; you read the runes on the tablet and cast the spell with no adverse effects.
Now roll a d6 to see how many hours you will be a dog for!

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
You transform into a massive dog! You leap out of your clothes and gear, leaving them in a pile by the corner of the house. Then you bound over to the bicycles and lift your saddle-bags up in your jaws.
Meanwhile, I assume the rest of the Bean Bunch explores the servants' lodge?
Meanwhile, I assume the rest of the Bean Bunch explores the servants' lodge?
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Also, let's roll 2d6 for Jinx to see how he reacts to Doc being a dog!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
4 and a 3.
This should be interesting
This should be interesting

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Turns out he doesn't care! He carries on as before.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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"That's so Jinx," Dog-Doc thinks.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
And the rest of the bunch is just cool with one of them turning into a huge dog in front of them? What about the pig, is anyone thinking of Rufus?
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
I'm more worried about what Dog-Doc thinks of Rufus now...
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Keeping a wide berth of those pendulous love-spuds currentlyStormbringer wrote: ↑Thu Jun 19, 2025 4:20 pmI'm more worried about what Dog-Doc thinks of Rufus now...

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Rufus takes a curious sniff at the strange big dog that smells like the weird stinky human he knows. The dog gives him a friendly lick on the forehead that sends the pigs butt wiggling in excitement. His enormous seed pods slap side to side in a fleshy tattoo.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Meanwhile I’ll head into the lodge and try to get to grips with the balloon.