That is not what I was expecting...

It was very much this from me...

An npc asked me to help him get fish scales. I turned my back and he was immediately killed by a mud crab that wandered up from the river. I'm not sure if it was scripted or pure chance.

Yeah pretty much my assessment (without the crash). Very nice looking with decent combat, there's a few improvements that could be made to the inventory system but otherwise it seems pretty solid.

In my excitement I downloaded the wrong fucking game! So it's 123Gb on console as well which makes more sense, downloading the correct game this time which will take awhile

Indeed it does and am currently downloading. It's 52Gb on console so not not sure about PC version.

From the announcement video it looks very impressive, they redid almost everything and added new features.

https://www.purexbox.com/news/2025/04/o ... ass-launch
120GB on PC. That's sounds like more than a simple remaster.

The 3D printing sequences are hilarious as the lab techs start to give less of a shit about his wellbeing.

Went to see Heilung last night. These are the guys who did the music for the Hellblade games. Absolutely amazing stage show, dozens of people with Viking spears and shields on stage while 3 other guys beat the hell out of drums. The entire show your chest is resonating with the beat. The main singer...

The biggest plot hole in 1917 is that they bothered to call off the attack in the first place.

I think it was a series of long takes very cleverly joined together. Novacaine A very ordinary guy who due to a rare genetic disorder can't feel any pain. What follows is a series of some brutal body trauma that is often very wince inducing. The fact that he takes all this damage with an air of indi...

https://www.purexbox.com/news/2025/04/b ... -next-week
So it's out Monday the 21st...according to people who apparently know this kind of thing.

For the size of the universe, I'd say it's statistically impossible that there is no other life out there. As for it visiting Earth I'm still a wee bit sceptical but am open minded about it. Earth is literally in the arse end of the Milky Way hundreds of lightyears from everything else, which is pro...

Forget all that shit! Aliens!!!!
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c39jj9vkr34o

Maybe...