Grin glares at Giant, and says "He's behind you!"

Did Grin forget to twat the decaying bint with his crook? Damn it all, he was sure that was the plan. Grin stomps off after the undead nursie to bop some sense into her.

Stormbringer wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 21, 2025 5:29 pm

Snowy wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 21, 2025 5:27 pm

Rolled an 11.

That's a fail, unless you use your Omen to pass!

Goodness this is a pacy thread. I shall use my omen then I think! Biffing the undead is (we hope) why I was brought along, so biff it I shall!

See edit - realised almost as soon as I posted (but damn you are quick at replying, quite the opposite to me just now )

EDIT: Tits, presence test. Gotcha. Rolled an 11. Pre/post edit - if I pass which I accept is unlikely, may I do the below please :) Grin, despite a seemingly lengthy (about 4 pages of posts) mental absence, has a momentary flash of mental acuity. In his days in the seminary (stop it you dirty fucker...

Bored by staircases, Grin wanders back to the main group. Once there, he schools his face into a pose of priestly wisdom and piety, then remembers he has a mask on and nobody can see him. How on earth did he forget that?!

Grin emerges into the circular room and peers about at the rather unusual scene before him. Spiders legs and flame-engulfed bones seem like bad choices, so he wanders to the southern corridor to see why anyone would build opposing staircases in an otherwise normal corridor. As he does so, he runs hi...

Grin hurries shamefaced after his departing colleagues. He had a psalter once, but seems to have misplaced it, so does his best to murmur half-remembered prayers. He vaguely recalls that sort of thing is expected of him. The heady aroma of piss suggests that others who also enjoy desecrating the hol...

Grin wanders forth into the dank chapel, peering at the remains and tutting. He calls Sploooooooom over and mutters to him. The flea-bitten monkey promptly defecates into one hand and splatters it onto a wall. Grin begins drawing what could be arcane and unholy symbols in the resulting mess.

Just waiting on Eny and Snowy now, I think? Further apologies for causing of delays. And now in character... Come Sploooooooom, let us consecrate this foul place. Where did I put my censer? And my incense? /squirts some perfume on a tatty length of cloth and proceeds to waft it in a vague imitation...

I recently re-read Imagica by Clive Barker - well, about two thirds before I drifted away from it. There was some fairly explicit stuff in there too. I am not a prude, far from it, but find sitting reading page after page of erotica, erm, tedious tbh. My brain says "Yeah I get it, they are fucking, ...

6. Grin, the Heretical Priest The Altar You were born on a celestial altar. Sacrifice promises rewards. Before the game begins , you may subtract points from your four Abilities and add the subtracted points to other abilities. For example: Strength +1 could be reduced to Strength 0 in order to mak...

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Grin is happy that he has brought the party to the attention of the Two Headed Basilisks of the One Trve Faith, it can surely only end well. In the market, Grin buys: - Exquisite perfume, to cover the stench of his rotting face - Lard, because chewing food is for fools. Less chewing allows for more ...

Physical dice? Used to have some but no clue where they live these days!

Anyhow, lucky number 8 for me.