Animalmother wrote: ↑

Fri Nov 21, 2025 4:16 pm

No doubt we'll never hear about this again.

The inventor will be found at the bottom of a river, wearing cardboard and mud boots...

My favourite part was when he reassured McDonalds that he'd always look out for small businesses. :lol: Oh, and the part where he said "I'm a big hands guy". No, Donald. You are many things, but that is very much not one of them. Whenever Trump goes on about hands I can't help but think of Uncle Ja...

What have I done?

Donnie the Trumph

Wrathbone wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 17, 2025 7:28 am

Gee, Epstein sure spent a lot of time with this mysterious Ronald Flump chap, whoever he may be.

That's cool, was just checking!

Is this dead?

Yeah, that's not on.

I'm thinking though that we don't necessarily want to be hanging around here for hours after the job waiting on a buyer, and it sounds like it could be a bad idea to attempt to transport it to another location. How about we place an ad (someone else could do it, seems that's another good idea) in ab...

Do we know what the eta is on our mark?

If he's due any minute Doze might list the launcher for sale now in the assumption it will take an hour or two for a buyer to arrive.

Doze has no intention of picking through the gross organic matter of an ex-meatbag, even vicariously through Boris.

Is there any interesting tech or anything to be found around the warehouse?

Doze is going to be needed for the limo hack, so I think it makes sense for her to hang back in the taxi until where know where it's going to park up.

She'll keep Boris powered up in the warehouse though in the meantime, as it's a useful way of keeping tabs on what's happening inside.

Stormbringer wrote: ↑

Tue Nov 04, 2025 9:22 pm

That's a hit!

So, it's a d12-d2 for damage, followed by another d20+3 for the next laser-blast.

Damage was 9-2 = 7

d20 is 12+3 = 15

Gonna assume that hits, damage is 7-1 = 6

Stormbringer wrote: ↑

Tue Nov 04, 2025 9:19 pm

I think you mean PEW PEW PEW!

Anyway, assuming Boris is going to go laser-blasting once again, it's a d20+3 for you, Doze!

9+3 = 12

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